Top 60 Coffee Addict Quotes That Will Make You A Coffee Lover!

Last Updated on February 4, 2021 by Scott M. Thomas

A coffee addict is a person who drinks coffee a lot. If you look around your surroundings, you’ll see there are many people who are coffee addicts. And this is a writing about coffee addiction quotes and sayings about coffee lovers. Hope you’ll enjoy it. 

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sinclair

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Chen

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“Sometimes when you had nothing at all and it was raining and you were alone in the flat, it was wonderful to know that you could have something even though it was only a cup of black and bitter coffee.” – Betty Smith

“The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami

“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.” – Robyn Schneider

“That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.” – J.D. Salinger

“How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here forever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork, things in themselves, myself being myself.” – Virginia Woolf

“Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?” – Unknown

“How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?.” – Unknown

“I’m a romantic. I like cold Coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.” – Jarod Kintz

“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.” -Unknown

“People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!.” – Unknown

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“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets

“Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.” – Unknown

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” – Albert Camus

“Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.” – Unknown

“Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.” – Unknown

“A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.” – Jayne Mansfield

“Kate wondered who was more addicted to their high, serial killers or coffee addicts.” – Victoria Schwab

“Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.” – Jonathan Swift

“I am not addicted to coffee, it finds its way every morning.” – Pushpa Rana

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“The love for coffee is stronger than any fears of man.” – Mladen Đorđević

“Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.” – Gertrude Stein

“If drinking alcohol gives people Dutch courage, then drinking coffee gives me Dutch energy.” – Stewart Stafford

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.” – Unknown

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” – Sir James MacKintosh

“I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. “This was a five-espresso algorithm.” – Unknown

“If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” – David Letterman

“Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!” – David Letterman

“Coffee which makes the politician wise, and sees through all things with his half-shut eyes.” – Alexander Pope

“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” – Abigail Reynolds

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“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” – Alexander Pappas

“Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell

“Even bad coffee is better… than no Coffee at all.” – David Lynch

“Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.” – Justina Headley

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Barry

“It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to dry and put my worn and weathered felt hat on the rack above the bench and ordered a cafe au lait. The waiter brought it and I took out a notebook from the pocket of the coat and a pencil and started to write.” – Ernest Hemingway

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.” – Unknown

“Every morning I long to hold you…I need you, I want you, I have to have you…your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you.” – Unknown

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.” – Jarod Kintz

“Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.” – Unknown

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“What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare

“A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.” – Unknown

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T. S. Eliot

“You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.” – Edward VII

“Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.” – Unknown

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drunk.” – Alphonse Allais

“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.” – Unknown

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“The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.” – Old Arabic Saying

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Funny Coffee Addict Quotes 

“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” – Bob Irwin

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson

“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott

“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonapart

“Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality.” – Unknown

“Drink Coffee. Do stupid things even faster with more energy.” – Unknown

“Even bad coffee was better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

“I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

“I went out of the kitchen to make coffee — yards of coffee. Rich, strong, bitter, boiling hot, ruthless, depraved. The life blood of tired men.” – Raymond Chandler

“Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.” – Unknown

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“My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.” – Unknown

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