Last Updated on June 20, 2021 by Scott M. Thomas
This is a massive collection of dirty quotes that you can use for your husband or boyfriend for turning him on! You can also use quotes in text messages. Intimate chatting can build a strong relationship. Hope you’ll love it.
“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” – Charles Bukowski
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol
“Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.” – Sophia Loren
“I need more sex, ok? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.” – Angelina Jolie
“Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization.” – Henri Bergson
“Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.” – Linus Torvalds
“Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.” – Woody Allen
“I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.” – David Levithan
“I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.” – Samantha Young
“I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”
“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.” – Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“The art of seduction is knowing what she really wants and slowly giving it to her in a way that takes her breath away.”
“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.” – Jess C Scott
“So sweet and delicious do I become, when I am in bed with a man who, I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love, however tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still.” – Veronica Franco
“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.” = Richard P. Feynman
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” – John Barrymore
“Eve: “Keep your mind off sex.” Roake: “Why? I’m so happy there.” – J.D. Robb
“Sex pretty much cures everything.” – Chuck Palahniuk
“You. Me. Bed. Now.” – Raimonda B.
“Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.”
“Sex is an emotion in motion.” – Mae West
“Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” – Roberto Bolaño
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.” – Woody Allen
“Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.” – Margaret Mead
“I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.” – Katharine Hepburn
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining on the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” – Woody Allen
“I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.” – Lil’ Kim
“I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.” – Joe Rogan
“Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.” – Kingsley Amis
“I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.” – Betty White
“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.” – Cary Grant
“Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.” – Jackie Kennedy
“The only burning passion I’m sure I have, is the passion for sex.” – Robert Crumb
“I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.” – Jenny Slate
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.” – Phyllis Diller
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West
“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” – Marilyn Monroe
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” = Betty Friedan
“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.” – Jess C. Scott
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.” – Richard P. Feynman
“Sex is an emotion in motion.” – Mae West
“Your face would look better between my legs.”
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.” -Dorothy Parker
“For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below is wasting his time.” – Isabel Allende
“Sick and perverted always appeals to me.” – Madonna
“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.” – Leonardo da Vinci
“I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.” – Henry Miller
“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” – Alessandra Torre
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Funny Dirty Quotes For Him
“When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.”
“Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.”
“I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.”
“Be naked when I get home.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” — Mae West
“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”
“WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.”
“Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.”
“Your face would look better between my legs.”
“Get your ass in my bed”
“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
“I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking.”
“Tease me until I’m begging for it”
“Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
“The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”
“Naked cuddles are the best cuddles.”
“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.” — Jim Morrison
“You can stay, but your clothes must go.”
“When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.”
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Dirty Flirting Quotes For Him
“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”
“Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!”
“I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.”
“Kiss me hard & fuck me harder!”
“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top …”
“Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”
“I wanna do bad things to you”
“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”
“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”
“I’m a lip bitter”
“I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”
“We should have lots of sex”
“I love the way you fuck me”
“I licked it, so it’s mine!”
“If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”
“Shut up and kiss me.”
“Be gentle with me. Be sweet and kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”
“Go ahead. Touch it”
“I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.”
“Eyes on me, baby. Always on me!”
“I want you inside me”
“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”
“Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”
“It’s not that I’m horny all the time.
“Save the water Shower together.”
“Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.”
“If you bite my lips or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”
