The Best 21 Dr Cox Quotes (Funny Indeed)

Last Updated on November 6, 2020 by Scott M. Thomas

If you have seen the American television comedy series Scrubs then you may know Dr Perry Cox. A sarcastic, funny, cynical, and bitter character in this tv series. Dr. Cox is incredibly fast to express his sarcastic dialogue through long rants. Anyways, you may be looking for some Dr Cox quotes or maybe wanna know him better. 

Either way, you have come to the right place. Here we have decorated this writing with some wonderful Dr Cox quotes. These are inspirational, funny, and sarcastic collections. Hope you’ll enjoy it. 

“Oh, this woman is just fantastic. I mean, the breasts are probably fake, but, by God, those tears are real!” – Perry Cox

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“Death doesn’t really bother me unless it’s someone I know. And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin who, honest to God, was flattened by a steamroller… I still actually enjoy it.” – Perry Cox

“Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?

Dr. Cox: No… Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.” – Perry Cox

“Oh, my God! I’m gagging and vomiting at the same time. I’m… I’m gavomiting!” – Perry Cox

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“I don’t know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but you’re in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?” – Perry Cox

“God? My Brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden….?” – Perry Cox

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“You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.” – Perry Cox

“ Barbie why did you order this test? For the love of God, are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor? Hmmm?” – Perry Cox

“You’ve been wrong so many times that I’m not even going to say something is wrong anymore. I’m going to say that it’s ‘Dorian’.” – Perry Cox

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“And the princess and the idiot decided that their kiss didn’t mean anything. [JD as The Village Idiot and Elliot as The Princess shake hands] Because in the end… they were both idiots.” – Perry Cox

“Dr. Kelso: So what do you think? – Perry Cox

“Dr. Cox: I’ll tell you there, Bobbo, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.” – Perry Cox

“It’s impossible to actually lie next to Jordan. Seems as she sleeps hanging up-side-down from the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.” – Perry Cox

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“ Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.” – Perry Cox

“Jordan: Great, we made him cry. If we keep this up, we are gonna scar him for life!

“Dr. Cox: I don’t necessarily buy into all that New Age-y crap. I once saw my mom knock my dad unconscious with a frying pan. You know what I did? Kept right on going with my birthday party!” – Perry Cox

“I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.” – Perry Cox

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“Oh, hey, Bob, here’s an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We’ll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we’ll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say ‘I’ve never satisfied a woman. I’ve never satisfied a woman. I’ve never satisfied a woman.” – Perry Cox

“Life is pointless, Gandhi, and I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor. I mean, bottom line, you spend 8 years and 200 G’s trying to get through med school and what do you have to show for it? I’ll tell ya. A diploma on your wall, and a bullseye on your back.” – Perry Cox

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