45 Best Fortune Teller Quotes That Will Motivate You!

Last Updated on February 4, 2021 by Scott M. Thomas

Below you’ll find some inspirational, motivating and funny collection of fortune teller quotes and sayings from various resources. 

You may wonder what fortune tellers actually do? A fortune teller predicts information about a person’s life. Fortune telling is differ from suggestion or recommendation. It’s a spiritual thing. Not everybody is able to do this. Fortune tellers tell what will happen in your future. These incredible quotes will help you to know this matter more accurately. Enjoy! 

“So, apart from casting runes, what other hobbies do you have? Forbidden rituals, human sacrifices, torturing?” – Simona Panova

“Before you leave, the fortune teller reminds you that the future is never set in stone.” – Erin Morgenstern

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“Never in any Jane Austen novel did the love interest pretend to be a fortune-teller,” Helen said, ‘Why would someone do that?” – Cynthia Hand

“Being the soothsayer of the tribe is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.” – Anthon St. Maarten

“Life-ahead is timeless fortune.” – Lailah Gifty Akita

“I’m not a fortune-teller.” – Karl Lagerfeld

“Science fiction writers aren’t fortune tellers. Fortune tellers are fakes.” – William Gibson

“I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.” – James Caan

“Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you treat fortune tellers.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Once the future is foretold, that future becomes a living thing and it will fight very hard to bring itself about.” – Stephanie Garber

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“The one you love is closer than you think..” – Unknown

“We have long felt that the only value of stock forecasters is to make fortune-tellers look good.” – Warren Buffett

“He who asks fortune-tellers the future unwittingly forfeits an inner intimation of coming events that is a thousand times more exact than anything they may say. He is impelled by inertia, rather than curiosity, and nothing is more unlike the submissive apathy with which he hears his fate revealed than the alert dexterity with which the man of courage lays hands on the future.” – Walter Benjamin

“Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.” – Karl Kraus

“I always prefer to work in the studio. It isolates people from their environment. They become in a sense… symbolic of themselves. I often feel that people come to me to be photographed as they would go to a doctor or a fortune teller – to find out how they are.” – Richard Avedon

“Before you leave, the fortune teller reminds you that the future is never set in stone.” – Erin Morgenstern

“Unless you are a fortune-teller, long-term business planning is a fantasy.” – Jason Fried

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“Ordinary fortune-tellers tell you what you want to happen; witches tell you what’s going to happen whether you want it to or not. Strangely enough, witches tend to be more accurate but less popular.” – Terry Pratchett

“The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.” – Ryan Ross

“The distance between an honest Christian mystic and a fortune-teller is sometimes less than half a whisper. Less than a pot of tea or the space between two book covers.” – Cherie Priest

“A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection..” – Unknown

“A fortune-teller means a braggart anyway. Don’t you know that a donkey can’t do but 

braying, a wolf can’t do but howling, a horse can’t do but neighing, and a fortune-teller can’t do but telling lies?” – Mehmet Murat ildan

“Whatever you wish to pay for a glimpse of your future,” the fortune-teller says. Bailey stops to consider this for a moment. It is strange, but fair.” – Erin Morgenstern

“Every man has his destiny. But who needs to go to a fortune-teller to find it? Do I go to a chef to find out if I’m hungry?” – Arthur Golden

“Whether a man is a legend or not is decided by history, not fortune tellers.” – Amish Tripathi

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“To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.” – Woody Allen

“I’m excited about what the future holds. I’m not a fortune-teller; I have no idea how it will play out. People say, “What are you going to do?” I don’t know. I kind of love not knowing.” – Jennifer Aniston

“Entrance into the Old Ways begins with the pricking of a finger with a rose thorn, which produces a drop of blood. This opens the way into the Thorny Path, a system, which uses five rose thorns to symbolize the five arts of Witchcraft that one should master. These arts are Herbalist, Fortune-Teller, Spirit Medium, Mystic, and Magician. We call mastering these aspects ‘the gathered thorns’ – thus the Thorny Path.” – Raven Grimassi

“I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.” – James Caan

“Fortune tellers live in the future. So do people who want to put things off. So do fundamentalists.” – Ed Seykota

“What fortune teller would ever have had the nerve to predict that the best years of my life would turn out to be my old age?” – Helene Hanff

“For all the popularity of spiritual advisers in South Korea, it still shocks to see the leaders of huge public companies relying on fortune-tellers. A shaman may advise a struggling executive to move a building’s front entrance, tapping the widespread pungsu belief that your luck depends on the direction of your house.” – Kim Young-ha

“My grandfather was a faith healer and medium and he always encouraged faith in the unseen. I believe in fortune tellers.” – Luke Goss

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“When I was twelve, a fortune teller told me that my one true love would die young and leave me all alone.. Everyone said she was a fraud, that she was just making it up.. I’d really like to know why the hell a person would make up a thing like that.” – Tiffanic DeBartolo

“This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be.” – Yahtzee Croshaw

“Cities have always offered anonymity, variety, and conjunction, qualities best basked in by walking: one does not have to go into the bakery or the fortune-teller’s, only to know that one might. A city always contains more than any inhabitant can know, and a great city always makes the unknown and the possible spurs to the imagination.” – Rebecca Solnit

“Now to rivulets from the mountains Point the rods of fortune-tellers; Youth perpetual dwells in fountains, Not in flasks, and casks, and cellars.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Of course you want someone special to love you. A majority of the people who write to me inquire about how they can get the same thing… Unique as every letter is, the point each writer reaches is the same: I want love and I’m afraid I’ll never get it. It’s hard to answer those letters because I’m an advice columnist, not a fortune-teller. I have words instead of a crystal ball. I can’t say when you’ll get love or how you’ll find it or even promise that you will. I can only say you are worthy of it and that it’s never too much to ask for it.” – Cheryl Strayed

“Sometimes I feel like the Tom Hanks character in Big. But my life is not a movie. I never have to go back to Coney Island to find the fortune-teller machine so I have to grow up again.” – Shaquille O’Neal

“Something you lost will turn up soon..” – Unknown

“Doctors are not fortune tellers, and neither am I. Having lived with disability since birth does not afford me immunity from illness.” – Stella Young

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“When the head of the Hyundai Motor Company, Chung Mong-koo, was fighting with his younger brother Chung Mong-hun over the company’s management, he is said to have consulted a fortune-teller.” – Kim Young-ha

“Using a forecasting company is like going to a fortune-teller. If you believe the company and the color does not sell, who do you blame? The forecasters? No, you blame yourself.” – Tadashi Shoji

“I do like the idea of consequence and how our actions play themselves out, but I am completely scared of knowing what the future would be like. I would never go near a fortune teller, even though it’s probably not even real. I just don’t wanna know.” – Paul Dano

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