Top 21 Homestuck Quotes By Andrew Hussie

Last Updated on January 28, 2021 by Scott M. Thomas

“You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the refrigerator. Looks like he’s taking the grounding seriously this time.” – Andrew Hussie

“This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.” – Andrew Hussie

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“Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well equipped in the computational department. You’ve been taught you should really carry no less than 5 computers on you at all times, like a sensible person.” – Andrew Hussie

“You figure you’ll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don’t want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.” – Andrew Hussie

“You want her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.” – Andrew Hussie

“The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.” – Andrew Hussie

“An outrageously awesome dude stands before a crater where his favorite record shop stood one day prior. He is prepared for the occasion with a small pair of outrageously awesome shades.” – Andrew Hussie

“Karat: Remember Pants Terezi? You used to love pants!” – Andrew Hussie

“But aside from a few migraines, you can’t possibly imagine any obey drawbacks that cease reproduction could come with submit merging consume your thoughts with embrace your culling experimental technology conforming to social order from an stay asleep extremely powerful DIE corporation, wait what?” – Andrew Hussie

“Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting it’s EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE.” – Andrew Hussie

“As the prince of hope I’m uniquely qualified to recognize when all hope is lost.” – Andrew Hussie

homestuck quotes by Andrew Hussie

“HS is supposedly a story that is also a game. In games, the characters die all the time. How many times did you let Mario fall in the pit before he saved the princess? Who weeps for these Marios. In games your characters die, but you keep trying and trying and rebooting and resetting until finally they make it. When you play a game this process is all very impersonal. Once you finally win, when all is said and done those deaths didn’t “count”, only the linear path of the final victorious version of the character is considered “real”. Mario never actually died, did he? Except the omniscient player knows better. HS seems to combine all the meaningless deaths of a trial-and-error game journey with the way death is treated dramatically in other media, where unlike our oblivious Mario, the characters are aware and afraid of the many deaths they must experience before finally winning the game.” – Andrew Hussie

“You figure you’ll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don’t want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.” – Andrew Hussie

“You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.” – Andrew Hussie

“Lies of omission do not exist. The concept is a very human one. It is the product of your story writing again. You have written a story about the truth, making emotional demands of it, and in particular, of those in possession of it. Your demands are based on a feeling of entitlement to the facts, which is very childish. You can never know all of the facts. Only I can. And since it’s impossible for me to reveal all facts to you, it is my discretion alone that decides which facts will be revealed in the finite time we have. If I do not volunteer information you deem critical to your fate, it possibly means that I am a scoundrel, but it does not mean that I am a liar. And it certainly means you did not ask the right questions.” – Andrew Hussie

“One can make either true statements or false statements about reality. All of the statements I make are true.” – Andrew Hussie

“You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNY MEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere.” – Andrew Hussie

“Mutha. F***ing. Shenanigans.” – Andrew Hussie

“ROSE: I think I’ve spent too much time around Dave.

ROSE: I’ve also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.” – Andrew Hussie

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“You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.” – Andrew Hussie

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