Top 57 Ironic Quotes About Love That Will Make You Laugh!

Last Updated on November 27, 2020 by Scott M. Thomas

Love is as fun as happiness. If the right people and the right time is in your favor, then nothing is as wonderful as love. In this writing, you’ll see some funny, sarcastic, and inspirational ironic quotes about love. Hope you’ll enjoy it. In the case of a complicated relationship, these ridiculous statements can put a smile on your face. You can also use these to break your partner’s anger if you want. Thanks!

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers

“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz

best ironic quotes about love

“I can’t make you love me, but I can fill my pantry with your favorite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.” – Rob Delaney

“Dear Ex… I won’t block you or delete you. i’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy i am without you.”

“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx

“Dear weather, don’t be so cool & romantic!!!.. We’re single”

“I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” – Chico Marx

“I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized … I’m just slutty. Where’s my parade?” – Margaret Cho

“He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.” – Ring Lardner

“A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.” – Spanish Proverb

ironic quotes about love images

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” – Chelsea Peretti

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero

“They say that if you do not pay money to your exorcist, the chances of getting repossessed are way higher.”

“When two people with big egos meet, it is really an eye for an eye.” 

“I am a vegetarian: not because I love animals and cannot take the thought of eating them but rather because I hate plants and want to diminish their kind.”

“I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others.”

“A lot of people like my advice so much that most of them put it in a frame on the wall instead of just plain using it.”

“You do not have to experience a lot of suffering just to be a poet, because going through adolescence is pretty enough suffering for anyone.”

sarcastic quotes on relationships

“I plan on annoying you every day for the foreseeable future.”

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason

“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” – David Sedaris

“Nothing says I love you like sarcasm.”

“I miss crawling into a man’s arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, ‘And another thing …” – Felicia Michaels

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” –  Richard Jeni

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin

“I don’t need love, I need 5 million dollars.”

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock

sarcastic quotes about love and life

“Just because it shows active, doesn’t mean that I’m free. These can also happen.”

“1 word, 4 letters. Makes everyone sad. Seen..”

“Before falling in love Remember. A girl’s mood can change in just like 0.0003 seconds.”

“Never read the old conversation after 11 Pm. I repeat never.”

“Love is the same as love except you feel sexier.” – Judith Viorst

“Sadness is… Waiting for a text from someone who’s not gonna text you.”

“According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.”

“If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.” 

“Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.”

funny quotes about love and relationships

“My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.” 

“Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.” 

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke

“I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.”

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” – Andy Warhol

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

“Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.”

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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Sarcastic Quotes On Relationships

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” – Chelsea Handler

funny quotes about love for her

“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” – Les Dawson

“Raise your hand if you have a crush on someone who can never be yours.”

“Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life”

“My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor

“True love and loyal friends are two of the hardest things to find.”

“The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth you fall in love.”

funny quotes about love for him

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

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