40+ Funny Pussy Quotes That Make You Feel Laugh

Last Updated on August 8, 2020 by Scott M. Thomas

This is a funny collection of pussy quotes and sayings. Literally pussy means cat. But this word mostly using for offensive or insulting purposes. You can use this word in a slang tone also! Pussy is a popular word and of course a favorite one. That has erotic and non-erotic meaning. maybe you’re looking for pussy quotes for knowing more. Or maybe you want to know what people think about pussy. 

Either way, here you’ll find some funny pussy quotes that help you to know about it. Hope you’ll love it. ☺

“Not so fast, my pussy-visaged friend!” – Lee Falk

“Money and good pussy’s a fatal attraction for men.” – Ja Rule

funny pussy quotes

“I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.” – Ted Nugent

“She calls me the referee cause I am so official. My shirt ain’t got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle.” – Drake

“I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn’t want to fight if the other cat calls it a pussy.” – Anthony Liccione

“Just think of dick as pussy on a stick.” – Edmund White

“You ain’t as hard as you act. When I GPS ‘pussy,’ I end up at your welcome mat.” – Vakill

“I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.” – Bo Burnham

best pussy quotes

“Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we’d all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!” – Redd Foxx

“Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it’s tighter than a choker, got em smiling like the joker.” – Nicki Minaj

“R.I.P. (Rest in pussy).” – Lil Wayne

“Call me Sunshine, pussy spread like the rainbow.” – Lil’ Kim

“If I’m gonna commit suicide, I’ll go out eatin’ pussy to death.” – Dave Mustaine

“Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don’t clap, this is a flaw in the system!” – Doug Stanhope

Pussy quotes

“If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.” – Katt Williams

“Some men don’t eat pussy. I think those men are pussies.” – CJ Roberts

“That’s why cocaine is illegal – it makes pussy too easy to get.” – Doug Stanhope

“Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin’ pussy.” – Tupac Shakur

“I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.” – Drake

“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil.” – Nicki Minaj

“You can always tell what the pussy will be like when you kiss the lips.” – Robert Black

“The power of pussy, that’s why niggaz get their hair cut.” – R. Kelly

“A woman’s power source is from the pussy.” – Robert Black

pussy quotes for boys

“Can’t wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out of my pussy.” – Lil’ Kim

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy.” – Donald Trump

“Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but she’s really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, you’re going to be just fine.” – Robert Downey Jr.

“I’m a real pussy cat – with an iron tail.” – Rona Barrett

“Pussy power’s pulling me down, down, down, down. When it’s there and I can’t have it, I get real rabid.” – Iggy Pop

“There are only two pieces of pussy you’re gonna get in your entire life, that’s your first and your last.” – Richard Pryor

pussy quotes for girls

“I bet a chef could get more pussy than a guitar player right now.” – Roy Choi

“Academics are, on average, pussies.” – David Buss

“Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it’s like, ‘Whoa, this is amazing!’ At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I’ve come to understand the darker side of it.” – Tucker Max

“Money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy — it also makes you a better person.” – Jordan Belfort

“Don’t most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?” – Andrew Dice Clay

“the aroma of her pussy and the ever so innocent touch of powder-like skin wake his senses. Her doors are once again open…” – Bat Maxwell

“Red Bull is for pussies!” – Pittacus Lore

“If I had a kid, I’d give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I’d call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.” – Dave Attell

“I don’t drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.” – Mike Birbiglia

inpirational pussy quotes

“Please don’t bite baby,

I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady…

She let me hide my weed in her titties.” – Lil Wayne

“Everyone likes pussy. It’s un-American not to like pussy.” – Sam Zell

“People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies.” – Riki Lindhome

“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.” – Charlie Sheen

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