Last Updated on December 2, 2020 by Scott M. Thomas
Quotes have become a part of life for many people. Maybe most of the people. Quotes have the power of captivating mankind. No doubt about that. But there are also some weird and unrealistic quotes that make no sense actually. Sometimes this type of quotes makes you laugh, or sometimes makes you angry.
Either way, these quotes are worth looking for. And for that, we have decorated this writing with some weird random quotes that make no sense. Hope you’ll enjoy it.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?” – Lewis Carroll
“I love to talk about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.” – Oscar Wilde
“I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright
“Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.” – Lewis Carroll
“Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.” – Lewis Carroll
“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!” – Graham Chapman
“Beauty should be edible, or not at all.” – Salvador Dalí
“If you want sense, you’ll have to make it yourself.” – Norton Juster
“Board the cows! We’ve come to enslave your marigolds.” – Libba Bray
“To recognize bullshit,
nose is better than ear.” – Toba Beta
“My father is a fish.” – Theodore Roethke
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“The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver’s suit instead of pajamas.” – Basil Wolverton
“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense.” – Henry Miller
“If you can’t afford the upkeep of your home, it makes no sense to do a reverse mortgage. You will just end up having to sell eventually when you realize you can’t afford the home, and whether you have any equity left after the sale depends on the size of the reverse loan that must be settled.” – Suze Orman
“We are born atheists and we remain so until someone lies to us.” – Aron Ra
“Belief and doubt are equally superfluous.” – Marty Rubin
“A lot of what we know isn’t very relevant to our being” – Eric Dodson Robinson
“Do not waste time attempting to make sense out of nonsense.” – Johnnie Dent Jr.
“there’s no clarity.
there was never meant to be clarity.” – Charles Bukowski
“So weenybeenyveenyteeny.” – James Joyce
“Take life seriously but none of the people in it.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Either marriage is a destiny, I believe, or there is no sense in it at all, it’s a piece of humbug.” – Max Frisch
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