Last Updated on February 4, 2021 by Scott M. Thomas
This is an amazing collection of The adventure zone quotes and dialogues.
The adventure zone is a weekly comedy podcast upon the game series. This show is basically hosted by Justin, Tarvis and Griffin McElroy and their father Clint McElroy. Here you’ll find the famous sayings from them. Especially Griffin McElroy. Hope you love it.
“Strap on your fantasy seat belts and brace your asses for…. The Adventure Zone!” – The Announcer
“When God closes a door, he throws a sword through your window.” – Griffin McElroy
“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.” – Griffin McElroy
“You should have thought about that before you threw my dog in the fire!” – Klarg
“Abraca-fuck-you!” – Taako
“Oh nooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master… Congratulations, you have proven yourselves quite the adventurers… oh, I’ve landed on Bryan. Ahhh, Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now.” – Magic Brian
“What will our heroes find on the moon? I hope it’s not aliens, because I’m afraid of those.” – The Announcer
“Come on, ride the train. It’s the choo choo and ride it! *restrained laughter* It’s The Adventure Zone!” – The Announcer
“I wanna tell you a story about the time there were three ogres, right? And then one of ‘em hit me so hard I almost died. You were sitting up in some sort of weird laser just shooting flasks willy-nilly, Travis was ripping the arms off a robot, and I got punched so hard I almost died! I’m not gonna go toe-to-toe with a crab while you’re armed with a terrible Scottish accent, and Travis doesn’t even have his shield! I’m out!” – Taako
“Bad news, compadres, this place is magic as hell.” – Taako
“If our heroes can’t stop this runaway train, then I’m going to have to find a new podcast to introduce. Is Serial hiring?” – The Announcer
“It’s not all abraca-fuck-you and what have you. I have a beating heart! I’m multidimensional! I’m a fully realized creation! FUCK!” – Taako
“And, Barry and Lup’s professor is searching for them in the crowd, just, hoping to congratulate them. But, they’re already gone. Running back up the valley to the conservatory, hand in hand.” – Griffin McElroy
“And after the performance, [Barry and Lup] take each other’s hands high in the air. And they swoop down in this over-the-top bow, just…laughing, at the drama of it all. And the audience cheers, and Barry and Lup laugh, and they don’t let each other’s hands go. And then they stop laughing. And they don’t let each other’s hands go. And they keep not letting go.” – Griffin McElroy
“You’re going to be amazing.” – Lady Istus
“I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck.” – Magnus
“But the seven of you have something that nobody else ever had; time. All the time in the world. Time enough to grow indescribably close. Time enough to learn how to care for each other, to allow yourselves to be cared for. And, in the case of Barry and Lup, time enough to fall, deeply, and truly, in love.” – Griffin McElroy
“Listen, listen, I got a plan – let’s go eat some ooatssssss. Spectral oooatssssss.” – Garyl
“Hot diggity shit, this is a baller cookie.” – Lucretia
“I cast prestidigitation, shoot sparks out of my fingers, cast minor illusion, put myself in a dope outfit, and start walkin’ down the catwalk with all the style and panache I can muster, which is – I should note – a fuckin’ lot.” – Taako
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“How would you like to live forever?
‘I’d hate it. Shut the fuck up.” – The Animus Bell and Magnus
“We’ve chosen the perfect person for this, it’s like sending a mildly eloquent piñata in!” – Taako
“John, thanks for the chess game, and… kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” – Merle Highchurch
“Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes there’s just decisions.” – Taako
“Our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people. But too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favor of others, and by the time we realize just how important it is, we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with. But the seven of you have something that nobody else ever had. Time. All the time in the world. Time enough to grow indescribably close. Time enough to, to learn how to care for each other, how to allow yourselves to be cared for. And in the case of Barry and Lup, time enough to fall deeply and truly in love.” – Griffin McElroy
“When you were away on missions, she worried. When you came home, she rejoiced. She tried her hardest not to show it, not to give herself away. With each meal, each Candle Nights gift exchanged, the nights spent walking the Bureau’s campus, the trips to the spa. She fought back a smile that you came to treasure during your 100 year journey: a radiant smile, full of joy, and relief. It’s the same smile you just saw, moments ago, when Magnus burst into the dome, alive again, a mannequin no longer. Her friends were here again, in her hour of greatest need. But that smile is gone now. The Hunger’s here, again. You’ve escaped it 100 times, but no more. This is it. THIS IS IT!” – Griffin McElroy
“You all know the story now, right? You know what this thing is capable of? I know you’re scared, this… This is scary! But we can do this. And you’re going to come away from this fight with some kick-ass stories about this day. Those things over there, for a century, we have watched them take what they want to take, consume the worlds that they want to consume. That. Stops. Here!” – Griffin McElroy
“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, and clumsy.” – Griffin McElroy
“See, there’s magic in a bard’s song. They call it inspiration, and it tells the listener what they need to hear right when they need to hear it, and right now you hear it too. The message in the music heard around the world. You hear… Johann’s voice, telling you:”
“You’re going to have to fight, and… you’re gonna win!” – Griffin McElroy
“Yeah, you know… the fact of the matter is, your life is a constant stream of changes, I mean, you start one day accepting a job offer, and you end, saving the world. And you’re going to walk through that door, and your life will never be the same, and I wish I could tell you that everyday from now on will be amazing, and the happiest day of your life, but that’s not the way that life works, but every day will be made better because she’s in it with you. You aren’t going to be alone ever again, even if you’re ever separated, you’ll still never be alone.” – Magnus
“I was so assured of Duck Newton’s destruction, I had begun fantasizing about my next owner. Would they be exciting, willing to take adventures? So many possibilities awaited me while I had a pleasant daydream in the water. But I was very… happy to see you survived, Duck Newton.” – Beacon
“Hopefully, when you guys actually fight this thing, you will fuck up a bunch. That’s my dream.” – Griffin McElroy
“If we ever fight a monster that could control the power of heart, we’re all fucked, because that is the most powerful element imaginable. I mean, I’ll fucking stab love, I don’t care.” – Duck
“Our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives, and with each moment we spend with those people. But, too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favor of others. And by the time we realize just how important it is, we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with.” – Griffin McElroy
“You just hear the wind. And you just see the stars above you.
They are beautiful.
And then . . . they’re gone.” – Griffin McElroy
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